I found this Acars message amusing with QF pilots asking ops what flights they wanted to fly next and what aircraft they wanted as well;

ACARS mode: C Aircraft reg: .VH-VXJ
Message label: 86 Block id: 8 Msg. no: M43A
Flight id: QF0703
Message content:-

ARI
ETAB 0720YMML
WHLCHR / MED
ASST MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI MAKING UP LOST TIME..
PLSE CALL CREWING CAN WE
DO 697/696.KEEPING VXJ
WOULD HELP..THANKS
-------------------------------------[28/04/2008 14:43]

Ha ha Beggars can't be choosers!!